fy_pool_day
Monday, April 30, 2007
This is the name of a CS map that we played at Cuppage, and incidentally the name of the game we played - pool.
These are just some of the situations that happened when we played pool:
1. Tyco shots that bounce 4589498 times against the walls and then go into a hole, accompanied with a "WTF" by the opponent
2. White ball go in, usually accompanied by a "WTF" (can happen by itself or with another ball)
3. Knock opponent's ball in, also usually accompanied by a "WTF"
4. Knock black ball in before knocking your normal balls in, also usually accompanied by a "WTF"
5. Knock black ball in with white ball, also usually accompanied by a "WTF"
6. Knock black ball into wrong hole, again usually accompanied by a "WTF"
So lets just put it this way - there were plenty of "WTF"s today at Cuppage.
Then for CS, I do not know what I was doing. Didn't know who was the most pro player that day, it could be anyone: Leech, Juls, CY or me. Chue wasn't bad either. But I think we all excelled in a particular area, so we are THE SPECIALISTS. O_o
Also, spamming nades is not fun. Not fun when half your health is gone before any shooting takes place, meaning serious disadvantage.
Then we tried out all the other games. Heres a list:
1. Need for Speed Hot Pursuit (CY and I were trying out all the cars and left when some bloody smokers came in and pwned our lungs)
2. Unreal Tournament (Rocket Launcher FTW)
Oh wait only these two we played for awhile. The rest did not work/no multiplayer.
Then Gene, Zhihe (the birthday boy! happy birthday!), Leech and I walked to Somerset
MRT. Then we left Leech alone as the rest of us took a different path. Leech was sad. Awww.
And so ends my day.
P.S. Do not stand next to Leech when he gets excited about pool. He will squeeze your
arms until his excitement is vented, which means it is very painful.
P.P.S. I swear the mouse and keyboard sucks, or I would have definitely owned all your asses.
P.P.P.S. I saw my primary school friend on the train today. Hi Sameer!
ivan fed the world.
No chemistry with chemistry
Thursday, April 26, 2007
This is the best. Big time. I have done papers and I have failed them, passed them... and here I thought I had seen it all. That was until I saw today's Chemistry paper.
Thanks to all the 90+s at the 100s that were gotten in the level, we expected them to kill us in this test. Yes I knew they were going to kill us, but this is not even kill. Its daylight murder, its a massacre of unprecedented proportions. I saw last year's Chemistry CT paper and I thought, "What could be more difficult than this?" That was answered today.
The Chemistry Department really loves to give people false hope. First question: OMGEASY. I thought that would set the tone for the rest of the paper, and I would be able to pwn it from there. But alas, a happy ending isn't to be. The difficulty started from the second question onwards -.-
Also, I do not know what is up with giving easy stuff for grades, and then suddenly giving us an OMGPWNAGEWTFBBQIJUSTGOTPWNED paper that all of us will fail anyway. You see, their main motive is to kill us and lower our marks, but what they are doing effectively is widening the gap between the perennial low-scorers and the imba gays who say such papers are easy (yes there are such people). They are not lowering everyone's marks down proportionately, but are simply owning all of us noobs T_T
During the test, I did the paper, skipped through the questions I totally do not understand (1/4 of the paper) and tikam-ed some questions (1/2 of the remaining paper), and by the time I reached the start of the last section, it was 1.40. End of test: 1.45. And yet as I sat there panicking, the clock relentlessly and mercilessly counted down on me while my heart was wrenched by the inner turmoil. So I just anyhow spammed Section C and left the 1/4 blank -.-
After the test, everybody goes into furious discussion. "Eh issit PbS?" "Issit this?" "Issit that?" The whole class erupted into the many questions. Then as I heard the questions and discussions that followed, I realized something:
I do not know anything.
Everything I heard seemed foreign and incomprehensible. I did not even realise that such a question could be interpreted that way, or that such an answer was expected. Nothing I wrote was correct. All I thought in my mind was: GG.
But hey, lets all look on the bright side of life, and I'll be content knowing that once again, I topped the Dark League, and with possibly flying colours close to full marks. So I can now send a clear message to all the peoples out there: If you want to steal my throne, dream on. The Dark League Chairman position remains mine and always will.
ivan fed the world.
Today.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Today I start my first post.
Its been a long long time since i started blogging, back when i was about Sec 1 and I grew bored of it after my second post. Since then I realised that writing can actually be fun, especially with the event-filled days of my life in Sec 4, be it with my team the CoT, the ramblings of a vegetable, or the great scores that the Dark League get.
Another reason why I start a blog? Because I'm online all day and am damn bored -.-
I need some entertainment or I might get schizophrenia just so I can get some company.
Yes I know the blogskin sucks. But its designed by me so you cannot expect much. Better than you leechers of blogskins out there heh.
And also its more of a place to write, not to show off uber 1337 designing skills
which will own the world.
Anyway today. Got owned by maths as usual. Looked at the questions and went hmmm... then I thought about it and after a few minutes gave up and waited for the answer LOL. Then answer came out I said "ah yes I thought it was like that" and went to copy. So typical me.
PE is LOL. Looked forward to it quite abit, only that Chee Yang would have killed me in tennis assessment, but that didn't happen because it rained wooooo. And before that when we were playing soccer I got rammed in the face by Gene. I feel my face muscles being trained, but my nose deserves some pity here. Then because it rained, we went to play soccer for PE, in the rain -.-
Chinese, love the smoking session soooo much. I could practically smell the smoke. Not going to say much about it.
And I love assembly, because its NON-EXISTANT. Didn't have to go for prizegiving ceremony, thus could go home early. Went to eat with CoT and a few others, and poor leech fell sick so he couldn't walk with us around J8 after that. But even though he said he was sick he still said he needed to get home to *ahem*sleep. Yea...
Anyway some credits for the stuff in the header. Some random website for the DotA pic, leech for his LOVELY PHILO SCORE LOL, and jon gan for the feed the world picture. More accurately I must credit Feng Chi even though I don't know him, because apparently he drew the picture. Very funny picture at that.
So, my today ended.
P.S. It is very fun to 幸灾乐祸, even though it is evil.
ivan fed the world.