This picture I used was one of the three I took with Jon Gan when we went on our trip around Singapore -.-
Anyway I picked this picture because it portrayed me best when I smile: not a pretty sight but it's reality. And from this face recognition thingy, I look 78% like Bae Yong-Jun! How cool is that?!
Actually, no it's not. -.-
Well there are the obvious good points of looking like Bae Yong-Jun, because the guy obviously has quite good looks and obviously he is famous and popular - oh shit.
Which group of people is he most popular amongst? HOLY SHIT IT'S THE AUNTIES.
Now let's do some philosophy here:
Premise 1: Bae Yong-Jun is an auntie-killer.
Premise 2: Ivan looks 78% like Bae Yong-Jun.
Conclusion: Ivan as a 78% chance of becoming an auntie-killer.
HOLY SHIT GOD NO.
Well this is not to say he's not popular among the other people, but damn he's most famous in Singapore for being an auntie-killer. Besides, it's his body which kills apparently, since it is apparently very, um, well-built. Obviously I am not coming close to his standard of body-uberness, and so I'm actually not even close to him.
Now I can't even kill aunties -.- Ouch.
Anyway if he does kill some 16-year old girls, please make it apply for the above philosophical conclusion. Then I will have a 78% chance of killing those 16-year old girls. Please please please...
ivan fed the world.