I didn't realise that people were actually so scared of my Shenzhang (神掌). I mean, people knew that Shenzhang was painful. People knew that my Shenzhang was painful. But I never knew that they would be so scared of it.
An actual conversation between me and Fang Tong:
(pi) FEED THE WORLD™ (^) feeedtheworld.blogspot.com sends C:\Chinese\final survey.doc
(pi) FEED THE WORLD™ (^) feeedtheworld.blogspot.com says:
help me do survey
[ Ŧ ™,Strength and Honour] (F) 简单，没有伤害 says:
..
[ Ŧ ™,Strength and Honour] (F) 简单，没有伤害 says:
u think i got time?
[ Ŧ ™,Strength and Honour] (F) 简单，没有伤害 says:
GAMING NOW!!!
(pi) FEED THE WORLD™ (^) feeedtheworld.blogspot.com says:
yes
[ Ŧ ™,Strength and Honour] (F) 简单，没有伤害 says:
Tiberrian Sun
[ Ŧ ™,Strength and Honour] (F) 简单，没有伤害 says:
dun disturb
(pi) FEED THE WORLD™ (^) feeedtheworld.blogspot.com says:
do it or u will get the shenzhang of ur life the next time i see u
Transfer of "final survey.doc" is complete.
(pi) FEED THE WORLD™ (^) feeedtheworld.blogspot.com says:
good boy
LOL. The above shows an ultimate fear of Shenzhang. And later he did the survey anyhow, so I told him to do it properly. Then he requested for one year immunity from Shenzhang. Impossible.
Therefore we bargained and came to a deal at one month. Now whenever I see him in school, he keeps shaking his ass in front of me to taunt me that I cannot Shenzhang him. I tell him that if he keeps doing that, after the one month is over I shall obliterate his ass. He said he won't do it again. LOL.
In case all of you are blur, Shenzhang is the act of whacking another person's ass. Weird, I know but it became a class tradition back in the days of Sec 1 and 2. We were in the wackiest class, and well Shenzhang was one of the many trademarks of our class. Armpit, G-Force, Cousin Man, Pili Pala Zhang... Ah... I'm starting to miss the ol' days already.
My version of a Shenzhang if you all did not know is Bianpao Shenzhang (Firecracker Palm), which is known more for its extremely loud volume rather than the pain. Of course, the pain is still crazy, and somebody I did it on back in Sec 2 could not sit for one whole hour. LOL all the Sec 2s in my class should be able to guess who it was.
The original name of it is Rulai Shenzhang, which was inspired by Kungfu Hustle which was really popular at that time, and soon more variations of it came out, an example being mine.
Damn I really want to post the AngJJ video here, but then I scared later RI come and chase me for posting a video which depicts the action of "hurting another pupil" LOL. Desmond Tan FTW.
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