Actually technically speaking, I am writing this as of 3am the next day, so this blogpost is one day late. But who cares? Certainly not I, and certainly not Ric or my church friends who do not read this blog anyway.
So, we went to Ric's house for his birthday party. I got there and met my church friends, and then went along to pick up a few of my ex-primary school friends. With me exuding Super-friendly Ivan Aura™, of course we caught up to each other quickly and started chatting and talking cock.
From St. Pat's the old friends I met were: Irwin, Samuel
From St. Joseph's: William (OMFG HE'S TALLER THAN ME! I AM HUMILIATED!), Edgar
I gave Ric my birthday present, which was a soccer ball. Price is undisclosed. Why did I pick soccer ball? Three reasons.
1) From the last time, he said that he had to borrow his cousin's ball so we could play soccer. From there I inferred that he had no soccer ball of his own.
2) When I called him and asked him what we were to be doing at his party, he said he didn't know. So maybe a soccer ball would lift some of the boredom.
3) If I give him a ball, I can suan him by saying he has no balls so I had to buy for him. But of course, the gentlemanly Ivan just would not say such coarse stuff, and I didn't follow through with it.
And so after talking some cock, we (St. Pat's clique and I) felt hungry, and launched into our eating. The food on the menu - bee hoon, chicken wings (felt abit uncooked. never mind no diarrhoea yet), satay, and ice cubes. Yes, ice cubes. The ice cubes were shaped in stars, some random shapes, and hearts. So we were having fun laughing at those people with relationship scandals who ate the heart-shaped ice cubes. Cornelius quickly spit out his heart-shaped cube lol.
Then we were saying that this could be a way of confession.
Put the ice cube in your mouth, and go "I *show ice cube in your mouth* you". Kind of creative actually. Might do that as some kind of confession to a girl in the future. The far future. The very far future. The never-ever.
Then I went to talk to my old friend William and told him I could thrash him in table tennis now. He seemed psychologically rattled, but regained his composure by claiming he wants to play with me one of these days and defeat me soundly to prove me wrong. I'll be waiting :D
Then we talked about the past (our primary school days), the present (now, duh.), and the future (future aims, what jc we want to go to. i'm basically stuck.). With that, I left the SJI clique. By the way, they kind of had a shocked look when I told them I was from RI. Typical, huh.
Then we went along to sing birthday song, take pictures etc. Then came to traditional tossing of the birthday boy into the pool, courtesy of the SJI guys. Then the church girls came along and tried to toss cake into his face. They partially succeeded, but Ric came to take revenge repeatedly by forcing the cake into their faces. Kind of looked like rape. The St. Pat's clique were commenting on how Ric will be a future rapist. I think the way he did it really made him look like one. He's not reading this anyway so I can say what I want hehe :D Anyway the people he raped: Clarissa, Melody (Actually you two brought it upon yourselves. Knowing Ric, he MUST and WILL take revenge. That vengeful fella...)
Then well, after that, no offence but it was boring. Nothing to do but play songs from our handphones. I personally did not play, but the other guys did. Their types of songs were:
- Techno (courtesy of Irwin the Ah Beng)
- Emo (Jon Chow - I was going crazy listening to these songs. Happy mood will also turn sad)
- Metal (Almost everyone else. Yucks, totally not my taste. *JANGG JANG JANG* *Sore throat voice RAWR RAWR* Very nice meh? Not for me.)
- Advertisement songs (Delson, Samuel, Irwin - IIII CAN GIVE YOU GATSBYYY GATSBYY GATSBYYY)
Couldn't stand the boredom, and the church girls left also, so no more teasing around. All guys play truth or dare also not fun. So we went to the playground to climb around. Then Ric came along and said he would play truth or dare with us. So we sat down, and then he went away to settle some stuff. He pangseh-ed us, and we were left FREAKING BORED, until we even went to do commando push-ups for fun.
Falling asleep at the playground
Then we decided to leave for home, after waiting for Ric to return, because we decided that we should not just pangseh him like that. Should at least notify the poor guy that we were leaving first. So all of us waited half an hour for him to come back, before telling him we were leaving. Kind of dumb, thinking back about it. Waste time only.
While it was indeed quite boring, I think we cannot blame the birthday boy, because after all there were so many people, and he was busy trying to entertain them all. While he could have done more to entertain us (like bastarding Fabian. HE WAS FREAKING WILLING TO BE BASTARD-ED! YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE CHANCE!), I guess that's all that can be expected of him. This type of person, cannot expect much one la huh? XD
Then took the same bus as Fabian home, and talked about some relationship stuff, and whether we would be holding birthday parties as well. He said he can hold because his birthday is right after 'O' levels and 'N' Levels finish. Lucky him. Mine is right smack in the middle of everything, so yea no celebration for me I guess. Same as every year...
Anyway, after this MARATHON POST, the bottomline is: Happy birthday Ric! Be a good sixteen year old boy ok? :D
ivan fed the world.