Damn I failed.
Now don't get me wrong I failed plenty of things, which comes pretty naturally as the leader of the Dark League - Maths, Chemistry, Physics, chinese (I still do not respect it), Biology... and the like. Now that I look back at my glorious past, I do realise that I have failed alot of things, and will leave a legacy with my untouchable grades.
HOWEVER, however, I failed something else. No not any academic subjects, I'm used to that. I failed something else. Now Ivan Chong does not fail anything except in the academic field.
Do I fail in sports? No.
Do I fail in CLE? No. (That might very well change if its the veggie marking it. Along with "Interpersonal relationships - Excellent" for the class outcast.)
Do I fail in Philosophy? No. Oh wait... yes. I failed my CCT. But that's a different story. And it is an academic subject anyway, come to think about it, so yea I think failing Philosophy is justifiable.
In any case, Ivan Chong rarely, if not doesn't, fail in any non-academic sphere. So what did you fail? What did you fail so badly, Ivan Chong?
Talking about fail so badly, I fail lots of my academic subjects, but most of them are at the borderline. An example? Chemistry I got 17/35.
I usually do not fail so badly. But this time, this time I failed bad. I failed it real bad. And so, I got used to borderline failing. When a REAL failure pops up, I am shocked. Doubly shocked if you add in the fact that it's non-academic. Triply shocked if the failure is about myself.
Now all of you must be like "Ah shut the hell up and tell us what you failed."
You see here, I did not fail anything. I failed! Which is pretty hard to explain, really. But the key point remains - I failed!
You: "So... how badly did you fail Ivan?"
Ivan: "As badly as Bethlehem kthxbai."
ivan fed the world.